Rant Reviews

Film Review: A Quiet Place

Far from a masterpiece, A Quiet Place offers up enough scares and originality to garner a general recommendation, but not an enthusiastic one.

Final Update: In which I arrive at a conclusion regarding Far Cry 5.

As an experiment, it shines. As a functional story with dialogue that could conceivably be spoken by actual humans, not so much.

And so, the search for a great video game movie continues.

The Hurricane Heist might actually be the dumbest thing I've ever watched on purpose.

A Wrinkle in Time plays like a $100 million Disney Channel movie.

Thoroughbreds is a tight, intelligent and hysterical thriller with a healthy dose of style.

Everything about NORTH, save for its narrative, feels like something made for a 48-hour game jam.

What I think will - and should - win tonight at the Oscars, and the results.

Any time spent watching Red Sparrow would be better spent doing just about anything else.