Rant Reviews

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October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Film Review: Suburbicon

Suburbicon fails at everything it sets out to do, and takes the throne as one of the most unenjoyable films of the year.

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017

Film Review: Geostorm

The experience of watching Geostorm is an exercise in how much apathy the human mind can endure.

October 22, 2017October 23, 2017

Film Review: Blade Runner 2049

More than anything, 2049 made me yearn to see Prometheus completely remade by Denis Villeneuve, and Alien Covenant entirely erased from history.

September 23, 2017December 21, 2017

RANTrospective Review: Waiting for Guffman

Waiting for Guffman proves itself to be an unconventional, frequently uncomfortable, and consistently hysterical experience.

September 18, 2017December 20, 2017

Film Review: mother!

I am genuinely upset that as of now, I have spent exactly as much money on mother! as I did on The Emoji Movie.

September 11, 2017December 21, 2017

Film Review: It

It is a horror film that is light on both scares and heart.

September 6, 2017November 21, 2017

Film Review: The Emoji Movie

The best that can be said about The Emoji Movie is that it is only ninety minutes long. Of course it feels like five hours, but in a world where The Emoji Movie exists, we must count our blessings.