Update #1 (11/5/18): In which I Learn to Find Joy in the Little Things.
It takes a monster to hunt monsters, apparently.
Final Update: (11/24/18): In Which my Odyssey Finally Comes to an End.
Final Update: In Which I was so Wrong that After Completing 100% of the Game I Immediately Began a New Playthrough.
Do anything else.
Slender Man is, in every sense, a graceless faceplant.
I suspect that this project was a lot more personal than originally thought.
No, It's not a Mission Impossible/Bethesda game crossover. Sorry to disappoint you.
Concerning the most awkward movie-going experience of my life.
One is a unique, surreal analysis of the world we live in, and the other has a scene where Dwayne JumpRock dangles from the 220’th floor of a super-building by his prosthetic foot.